World War I

The best war ever. Why? Because there were kings and queens, but there were also advanced weapons. Awesome! There is one case in which World War I shouldn't be considered the best war ever, and that's if you fought in it. How to fight in World War I: 1. Sit in a stinky trench for a month. Repeatedly get terribly ill from sleeping in mud mixed with shit. 2. Get your ass pounded by hundreds of thousands of artillery shells launched by an invisible enemy. Suffer from shell-shock. 3. Get gassed until you bleed out your ass 4. Jump out of your trench and get shot while mutilating your hands trying to climb over a barbed-wire fence. 5. Get limbs amputated. 6. Go home. 7. Suffer awful Post Traumatic Stress Disorder that makes Schizophrenia look normal.